My top ten favorite bitches

Bitches are underappreciated. Here are my top ten:

Joan Collins
Marquise de Mertuil (Les Liasons Dangereuses)
Whatever Sarah Michele Gellar's role is in Cruel Intentions (see above)
Madonna (when talking about any of her exes)
Marissa Mayer - she dumped Larry Page. Awesome.
Judy Dench as "M"
Queen Elizabeth I (Virgin queen my ass)
Paris Hilton
Perez Hilton
Sarah Palin

Yes, I am allowed to mix fictional and non-fictional characters. As I have said before, my blog - my rules.


People who didn't make it:

Anyone who wears a t-shirt which says "I'm not a bitch, I'm THE bitch" (who isn't a cute gay boy)
Angelina Jolie: just waaaay too crazy to be an actual bitch
Whiny women who have the power but waste it moaning about their weight, their desire to do good, or both (Oprah, I am looking at you)
Sarah Palin's daughter