T-shirt slogans

So, in my last post I mentioned one of my favourite T-shirt slogans ever: "I listen to bands that don't even exist yet". I've come up with a few more of my own.

• If Jesus loves me, why doesn't he ask me out?
• Evolution is a theory? So is gravity, now go jump off a bridge.
• Make like the Dow Jones. Get down.
• They may be real but they're still expensive (ladies only)
• Election rigging is for losers.
  

OK, lazy post, I admit. I've had a heavy week. Maybe I should move on to bumper stickers next...